[Intro: Announcer (Fightmarker) (he is very cool)]
Fightmarker Rap Battles
Eric Andre
Vs
Oh my God, that is Filthy Fra—
[Verse 1: Filthy Frank & Pink Guy (VinnyO)]
Filthy Frank, motherfucker! Bitch!
Yeah, I saw your fucking show, and that shit was fucking cringe!
You couldn't even make Pink Guy smile (Ey, boss), not even closely
So if you're claiming you're the G.O.A.T, then fucker, I'm your Goatsee
Yeah! Fuck you man! You've fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle, fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a rap battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH! Do it! Like, right now
[Verse 2: Eric Andre (JosiahGAmesTV), Hannibal Buress (Danii)]
Today's guest is obsessed with, uh, hentai
Famous 'cause he dressed in a pink zentai
And then started air fucking with some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex
The Nickelodeon Girls you yoinked your spoinky to, Frank
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED!
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes
And God, CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?! (*gasps*)
That's fucked up man, why'd you do that—? (*piano crashing*)
Even Lil Nas loves my show, 'cause I'm not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, 'cause it's true!
But welcome my next guest: Hannibal Bustin' Through!
[Bridge 1: Hannibal Buress (Danii)]
Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses, orifices
Red pill, blue pill, Morpheus, walruseses
Sea shell by the sea sh— (*gunshot*)
[Bridge 2: The Joker (GamingPlush64)]
You get what you deserve and you deserve these lines
I'm entering this battle like it's Joker Ti— (*gunshot*)
[Verse 3: Filthy Frank (VinnyO) & Eric Andre (JosiahGAmesTV)]
Okay then, so it's just my turn, right?
What's up with your voice?
What?
Like, why do you sound like that?
I-I have throat cancer
Okay
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on SoundCloud
Papa Franku is God, greatest of all time!
I spit the sickest shit, now I'll turn it into w— AH!
[Verse 4: Eric Andre (JosiahGAmesTV), Fake Mr. Beast (Michael Stark), Hannibal Buress (Danii) & Filthy Frank (VinnyO)]
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let's go to the streets to see if they remember you, brosky!
Yeah, I don't know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch (*pause for applause*)
The best rapper since Logic, so you best not be forgetting
I'm rocking like 311, you're shitting like 9/11
Look, I'm no MLK, but I think this guy's a racist
Google, show me Frank's balls
Wh-What does it say?
You have testicular cancer
FU—
[Surprise Verse 5: Kraft Punk (Random TTS voice)]
Did you really think you can have a battle without Kraft Punk? (Oooh yeah)
I'm cheesed to meet you, kno—
[Outro: Announcer (Fightmarker)]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
That was actually a lie
I never take your suggestions
I hate you
I'm gonna kill your parents!