[Intro]

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin

[Verse 1]

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin

I'm going to have to stop for a minute

I'm going to have to stop for a minute

I'm going to have to stop for a minute

The worst thing I've ever witnessed

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin

My controller's here looking very carefully at the situation

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin

Obviously, a major malfunction

I'm going to have to stop for a minute

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin

The worst thing I've ever witnessed

Obviously, a major malfunction

[Verse 2]

Obviously, a major malfunction

Remove yourself from the location

[?] remove yourself from the location at this time

Remove yourself from the location

[?] remove yourself from the location at this time

My controller's here looking very carefully at the situation

The worst thing I've ever witnessed

Obviously, a major malfunction