Nothing scares me like a dance circle

Wear the shoes, the coat, the tie purple

But Johnny always knows the moves

I'll take a break and watch your perfume

'Cause I know I'm not the fun guy

And I'll never get my hair dyed

I'm not too in touch with pop songs

Never thought you'd stay so long

You come over and tell me to laugh

He's just a friend, it's just the high school dance

What I would do to laugh

As freely as his shoes move past

'Cause I know I'm not the fun guy

So don't wait for me to decide

I won't twirl you in moonlight

I don't do too well on thеse big nights

'Cause I'll nevеr be the fun guy

Make you wake up thinking what might

If I scare you in a ghost suit

Will you shake me till I let loose

Walking through the doors and you say

The superhero film came out today

It'll get you out of your head

It'll get you out of your head

It'll get you out

'Cause I'll never be the fun guy

As I put the Honda into drive

I can't watch a film that has no plot

'Cause sometimes that's all I got

But I'll take you where you want to go

And I shivered as you held me close

And I'll wander through this late July

But I'll never be the fun guy