All I want is

A nice electric knife

I wonder if that man was the one

Who broke the neck bone of his wife

She asked him nicely

To change to channel five

But then the motherfucker snapped got up and went to end her life

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Loving boyfriend left some by the tree for me

I will love you till your face is blue

I will love you till your face is blue

I will love you till your face is blue

I will love you till your face is blue

I will love you till your face is blue

I will love you till your face is blue

I will love you till your face i—