Sexy thong bikinis

Are the latest rage

I package them in small bags

I make minimum wage

Insert a square of cardboard

Sticker the front, and I'm through

Most of us who work here

Start the day by sniffing glue

Mr. Bus Driver

Hurry it along

Four days straight now

I've done wrong

I've been late for my job

Packing up thongs

Mr. Bus Driver

Hurry it along

The bags are made in China

The thongs assembled in Macao

The girls on the beach are nearly naked

I wish I was with them now

It's hot and it's sweaty

In this warehouse, and between their legs

We are all frustrated people

Human powderkegs

Mr. Bus Driver

Hurry it along

My state caseworker

Will say he knew it all along

That I was unfit

That I do not belong

Mr. Bus Driver

Hurry it along