You need chiropractic

Life-long chiropractic

Cradle-to-grave chiropractic

Now world-wide, chiropractic

My chiropractor is not a doctor

My chiropractor used to manage a mcdonald's

Then he took a course so he could serve us best

My right leg he says, is longer than my left

In a storefront that used to be a yogurt shop

He performs treatments to get the pain to stop

Here he roughs you up until your bones snap

Insurance won't cover this, they're living in the past

Subluxation

Free orientation

Defensive video

Four x-rays, now we know

Constipation and depression, traced to your spine

Greeted by a pretty lady, two documents to sign

Three times weekly, in 9 months you should be well

Then it's once a week, until you die and go to hell