[Soprano]

My step has got a spring

And it's summer in my heart

I thank my lucky stars that I'm so blessed

I'm glowing and I know it

And I'm happy to impart

The secret of my new-found zest

I'm getting it, yes it's true

I'm getting it, whoop-dee-doo

Every night it's like Niagara

Why d'you think it's called Viagra?

I'm getting it, how about you?

[Dillie and Adele]

She's getting it, we're so thrilled

We don't sleep a wink while she get's drilled

She's discovered those pills by Pfizer

Now her man's an early riser

Where are the values that the Dutch instilled?

[Soprano]

I'm as chipper as a chipmunk

With its cheeks chock-full of nuts

My man's as perky as a popinjay

Cause the biff in his banana

The propulsion in his putz

Means this feeling simply doesn't go away

I'm getting it, beat those drums

My body's a guitar that my fella strums

Life is suddenly full of promise

Life's returned to his John Thomas

I can't wait to tell all my bestest chums

[Dillie and Adele]

That's us!

We're getting it, blow that horn

We play hide-the-bone from dusk 'til dawn

No more need to call the army

We stay home with his salami

We have used our brains to give him braun

[All]

We're getting it, but of course

This truly is a product we endorse

He's Roy Rogers, I play Trigger

It's done wonders for my figure

But I walk like John Wayne off his horse

We're getting it, yet again

That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, my God, that's 10!

We're really much to tired to tussle

His winkle's turned into a muscle

Time that we lay down with some Nurofen

We're getting it, bugger me

Of course we did not mean that literally

It's barbaric, he's like Conan

Wish he'd do it on his Onan

Couldn't he make do with a cup of tea?

We're getting it, please desist

Can't we tempt you to a game of whist?

Sleepy time for Mr Schmekel

Go away Hyde, and come back Jekyll

Marching orders, private parts dismissed

No use trying to get us squiffy

Slap an ice pack on that stiffy

Oh, well then, one more time if you insist