[Verse 1 - Famous Kels]

The King is here, the rap game has shifted

Wasn't born on Christmas but they say that I'm gifted

10 Minutes with your lady and she'll swear to God I'm gifted

Mind twisted feeling like I lost brain cells

They call me rapper slash sex symbol, sex sells

I'm smooth on your chick like your favorite shower gel

I flip syllables, unmasked and unkillable

Famous Kels in the game puts Pac to shame

Match my skills to the game brought fame to my name

My name is printed on your favorite, favorite, favorite magazine

If hiphop is dead I'm the new vaccine

Uneducated fools don't even know what I mean

I swear L.O.K. promise was more than a dream

Or was he just seating back mad just blowing off steam

Cause my main bitch and my side bitch and her best friend we a team

While alcohol and weed smoke is in her blood stream

Your girl come at me like a hype that might bite

She said your dick real little, its just not the right height

I told your bitch to obey her thirst like sprite

Download my dick, that's 300 mega bytes

So many cats are popin like they pissing in the wind

My flow is so holy they had to brand it as sin

I'll slap you in your face like two dicks in your bitch face

When I come your eyes water, I sting like mace

Your about as hard as prince wearing purple

My flow is wetter than lesbians fucking while there fertile

Your head is in a shell you remind me of a turtle

Call me bugs bunny man I'll leap you like a hurtle

Why the fuck would you want a boyfriend, when broke niggas come like a two year fashion trend

Niggas dumb playing play station all day, while your bitch with me 50 shades of grey

Don't you dumb fucks get it, 50 shades of grey, if you don't get it, its all good

We been sexting all day

I got her pussy hot and bothered I speak she obey

I call her chevy head, she give me head all day

And if I remember right it was on a Wednesday

Shit, I don't know it was one of those week days

She asked me to take her with me to the UK

She love when I fuck, She love when I do 4 play

Her nigga call crying saying baby ok, I promise I'll do much better what you say I'll obey

While she giving me head she say, baby ok, I'll be home to talk about it early morning on Sunday

What that nigga don't know is that bitch still ain't left