[LOIS]

It seems today that all you see

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

[PETER]

But where are those good old-fashioned values

[THE GRIFFINS]

On which we used to rely?

[ALL]

Lucky there's a family guy

Lucky there's a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make us

[STEWIE]

Laugh and cry

[ALL]

He's a family guy