[Intro]

Whats that sound

[Verse]

Quit making those phony calls

My boney balls will leave ya enthralled

My cheeks are primed for gassin

One so hard you won't have a mouth for askin

Why I fart so long

And why I spit a mile

And why my second run

Really takes a while

Yes a trial so back bending

Just for less output

For half of that time

I coulda cleaned my foot

[Bridge]

Whats in it for me

A quart of pee

Shoo-wee that's icky

I'll bargain 20 euro for ya bro

No I'm just kidding you piss selling weirdo

Where did we go

Why am I is

Why did it come to this

What the piss (ahem, *brap*)

I think I need to go

I smell pretty bad

Oh you can't smell it

You're on the other end of the screen

So be glad

[Verse]

I could for some apple juice

Oh what is this

A yummy jug of drank before me

Oh wait that's piss

Why is it always me

Why am I the struggler

I guess that's what I get

For hiring a kinky butler

It's all just jokes

I don't mean to offend

Comedy and music is the perfect blend

Are, are

It's key to life and you shouldn't be complaining

Before I hold my vacuum to your dick

And start draining

[Outro]

What the fuck

What the fuck are you talking about

I'm not a famile guy

My legs work perfectly fine

And I'm not fat like peter

Y'know what

This is some fuckin bullshit

I'm gonna go jerk off

(BEEP)