[Intro: Grian]

I had an idea

I may only have two brain cells

But they are the most mischievous brain cells on the planet

[Verse: False Serenity]

My hands are tied and I'm strung up on a feeling

Acid rain has been eating up the ceiling

Only got fake friends, I don't know the real thing

Lizzie Borden, Ken McCormick, I'm gon' make a killing

My hands are tied and I'm strung up thirty stories

Acid rain has been thundering and pouring

Only got fake friends, the real thing is boring

Lizzie Borden, Ken McCormick, I'm gonna' get gory

[Hook: False Serenity]

Tell me why

You're gone and I

Am left behind?

(I don't got the stamina to keep it up for this camera!)

Tell me why

You're gone and I

Am left behind?

(You're a fuckin' rat, bitch, you got me on my sad shit!)

[Refrain: False Serenity]

You never loved me

No, you never loved me

And that's not insultation; it's a realization

I'm just gonna' have to break my heart and fuckin' face that

You never loved me

[Verse repeat: False Serenity]

My hands are tied and I'm strung up on a feeling

Acid rain has been eating up the ceiling

Only got fake friends, I don't know the real thing

Lizzie Borden, Ken McCormick, I'm gon' make a killing

My hands are tied and I'm strung up thirty stories

Acid rain has been thundering and pouring

Only got fake friends, the real thing is boring

Lizzie Borden, Ken McCormick, I'm gonna' get gory

[Break: False Serenity]

Tell me why!

[Hook: False Serenity]

Tell me why

You're gone and I

Am left behind?

I don't got the stamina to keep it up for this camera!

Tell me why

You're gone and I

Am left behind?

You're a fuckin' rat, bitch, you got me on my sad shit!

[Outro: Grian]

But we must not dwell on the fact that we have no friends!