[Intro]

MONEY! Comin' to me, now!

[Verse 1]

We'll take the kind that jingles

But prefer the kind that folds

Don't worry about your savings

Just worry about your soul

No matter if you're hungry

No matter if you're poor

We'll anoint your dollars

And we'll come back for more

[Chorus]

Tithe or die

Through trials and tribulations

Tithe or die

Salvation through donation

Tithe or die

You'll get what you're after

Tithe or die

In the great ever after

[Verse 2]

Just send us all your savings

We'll max out all your cards

Pay up to the profit

And you'll see the reward

We need another mansion

We need a private jet

To feed the congregation

That's what the Bible said, ugh