[Intro]
Yeah, you know
I just spent all my money on a course on how to pick up women
You know how that shit goes
You know, I decided to write a song about it
Hope you guys can relate, you know
Let's go
[Hook]
I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course
I just spent 40 dollars, now I'm feeling poor
I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course
I just spent 40, I just spent 40, on a pickup course
I just spent 40 dollars on a uh aye
I just spent 40 dollars on a pick-up course
I just spent 40 dollars now I'm, woah, aye
Now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
[Verse 1]
Lonely and horny like Jake and Amir
Dying alone is my biggest fear
Late night, YouTube binging
Then I stumbled on an ad on how to pick up women
So I watch the webinar, and I pull out my credit card
And I put in the info, all I wanna be is a nympho
[Hook]
I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course
I just spent 40 dollars, now I'm feeling poor
I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course
I just spent 40, I just spent 40, on a pickup course
I just spent 40 dollars on a uh aye
I just spent 40 dollars on a pick-up course
I just spent 40 dollars now I'm, woah, aye
Now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck
[Verse 2]
Sadly, no girls wanna lip lock
So I'm feelin' pissed off, feelin' ripped off
Yeah, I feel like such a fool
Could have spent that 40 on a couple nudes
Or maybe eight mochas
I hate myself, I'm such a fuckin' joker
Thought I'd never be scammed
Now I'm lookin' in the mirror like, goddamn
[Hook]
I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course
I just spent 40 dollars, now I'm feeling poor
I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course
I just spent 40, I just spent 40, on a pickup course
I just spent 40 dollars on a uh aye
I just spent 40 dollars on a pick-up course
I just spent 40 dollars now I'm, woah, ha
[Outtro]
You know how we do this shit