Pickup Course

By Falling Alice

Released on December 22, 2020

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[Intro]

Yeah, you know

I just spent all my money on a course on how to pick up women

You know how that shit goes

You know, I decided to write a song about it

Hope you guys can relate, you know

Let's go


[Hook]

I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course

I just spent 40 dollars, now I'm feeling poor

I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course

I just spent 40, I just spent 40, on a pickup course

I just spent 40 dollars on a uh aye

I just spent 40 dollars on a pick-up course

I just spent 40 dollars now I'm, woah, aye

Now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck


[Verse 1]

Lonely and horny like Jake and Amir

Dying alone is my biggest fear

Late night, YouTube binging

Then I stumbled on an ad on how to pick up women

So I watch the webinar, and I pull out my credit card

And I put in the info, all I wanna be is a nympho


[Hook]

I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course

I just spent 40 dollars, now I'm feeling poor

I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course

I just spent 40, I just spent 40, on a pickup course

I just spent 40 dollars on a uh aye

I just spent 40 dollars on a pick-up course

I just spent 40 dollars now I'm, woah, aye

Now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck

Now, now, now I'm broke as fuck


[Verse 2]

Sadly, no girls wanna lip lock

So I'm feelin' pissed off, feelin' ripped off

Yeah, I feel like such a fool

Could have spent that 40 on a couple nudes

Or maybe eight mochas

I hate myself, I'm such a fuckin' joker

Thought I'd never be scammed

Now I'm lookin' in the mirror like, goddamn


[Hook]

I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course

I just spent 40 dollars, now I'm feeling poor

I just spent 40 dollars on a pickup course

I just spent 40, I just spent 40, on a pickup course

I just spent 40 dollars on a uh aye

I just spent 40 dollars on a pick-up course

I just spent 40 dollars now I'm, woah, ha


[Outtro]

You know how we do this shit