[Verse 1]

Way out on Spider Island, there's a place that you can go

Where the waterfalls mumble and the coconuts grow

And it's there that you'll discover in a grassy little glen

A happy little friend with a pointy little fin

He's got a stubby little tail that he wags when he needs to

Everybody loves him 'cause he's always gonna see you

This fish is here to make friends

His paws can't clap, so give him a hand

[Chorus]

(It's Jeff) The land shark

(It's Jeff) The land shark

(It's Jeff) Did he just bark?

(It's Jeff) The land shark, the land shark

[Post-Chorus]

Woo

[Verse 2]

Hee-ho, yeah, wе kept him revving in the oldеn days of York

They sail the seven seas and they look for seven more

Know Team Spidey are his besties, yeah, he's like a little pet

He helps them catch the bad guys and he gets them all wet

He's got a stubby little tail that he wags when he needs to

Everybody loves him 'cause he's always gonna see you

This fish is here to make friends

Oh, put your feet in the sand, then throw up your hands

[Chorus]

(It's Jeff) The land shark

(It's Jeff) The land shark

(It's Jeff) Yeah, I guess he does bark

(It's Jeff) The land shark, the land shark, ow

[Bridge]

Brr

[Chorus]

Give it up for Jeff, the land shark

(It's Jeff) The land shark

(It's Jeff) Have you ever met a shark that boxed the [?]?

(It's Jeff) It's Jeff, just Jeff, the land shark

(It's Jeff) Jeff, the land shark

(It's Jeff) Jeff, the land shark

(It's Jeff) Jeff, the best little shark

(It's Jeff) Jeff