[Verse 1]

Do you have the time to listen to me whine

About nothing and everything all at once?

I am one of those melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

[Chorus]

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?

[Verse 2]

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore

So quit whining because it's bringing her down

[Chorus]

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?

[Bridge]

Gasping to control, so I better hold on

Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Chorus]

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?