(Graves): Boy, you are one dumb son of a gun

(Twisted Fate): Right, just complain. That helps

(Graves): Cause if I was in charge, I doubt rollin' in here with flashy, exploding cards would have been my plan

(Twisted Fate): I'm not sure I see a problem

(Graves): You got us caught by Gangplank in a Pirate Fortress and son, I don't like you

(Twisted Fate): I can't imagine why

(Graves): Aregor Priggs mean anything to you?

(Twisted Fate): Man, nobody remembers that!

(Graves): I remember!

(Twisted Fate): Well we'll settle it after this. We got a job to do

(Verse 1: Graves, Gangplank and Twisted Fate. Written by AntiRivet. Gangplank and Twisted Fate performed by AntiRivet. Graves performed by Stephanos Rex)

Gangplank step up, you're about to get messed up

Come get it if you want it, got a bullet with your name on it

Just how we planned it, Graves this is our gambit

Straight to the fray, gonna blow you away

What nonsense is this? Mere cards and a gun?

Look around, lights and sounds, Yellow Card hits the stun

Yarr can't move, is this some kind of joke?

Canister flies, Snoop Grogg's in the smoke

Circle around him, make sure he doesn't get out

He's firing bullets, must really need to let the lead out

I'll gut you swines, the second I can see

You fools will regret the day you crossed me

Changing up the deck 'till the cards look correct

Swap out and hustle, that's the Twisted Fate Shuffle

Here comes the burst, see how well you can manage

You're going down, here's Collateral Damage (Yarrrrrrr!)

(Twisted Fate): We did it! We took down the Pirate!

(Graves): Yep. Got my reward in sight

(Twisted Fate): Wait, what?

(Gunshot)

(Miss Fortune): Fortune doesn't favor fools

(Verse 2 - Miss Fortune. Written by AntiRivet, Performed by Nicki Taylor)

Sometimes it takes, a couple of fools

Spokes in the wheels, just two more tools

Loud are my actions, they speak for themselves

Vengeance lay mine, where Gangplank yet fell

Burdened no more by nightmares, so much for wealth

You're just a corpse with gold and treasure that Bilgewater takes for itself

Celebrate now, the death of a king

A slayer of kin, who covets all things

Bilgewater unite to end the Black Flag

Hoist up your sails and dare not to lag. (Set Sail!)

Free are the seas that we yet sail

This war is won so party 'til you're sickened with ale!

(Miss Fortune Laughs while a croud cheers)

(Gangplank): You think, you've defeated Gangplank?

(Gangplank Growls)

(Gangplank): None... None defeat Gangplank!

(Verse 3 - Gangplank. Written and performed by AntiRivet)

You thought I was down, now give into dismay

Potassium Dinner, now let's just say I'm K

Cross Swords or a Pistol, there's simply no contest

Edge cuts through your soul, like my name is Cervantes

Raise your grog, high to the sky

This red in the eye hides the beast that's inside

I am fury and pride, the heart of the flood

The Bilgewater Cutlass that thirsts for your blood

Raw by design, Jackdaw swagger and sway

Not a Torrent of Men keep this Pirate at Bay

A hailfire of cannons head straight for your face

I'm cold on this beat dropping fire from base

Pistols are blazing, you fools at my leisure

Make a run with my gold, you'll be buried like treasure

I'll keelhaul your carcass, you're chum below deck

I set sail while you fail, you got (#) Hashtag ShipRekt

(Gangplank laughs, tune plays out during credits)