[Verse 1: Miss Fortune]

(I always shoot first)

Just take a seat, hun

I'm popping off like a light gun

Miss Fortune's here to have some fun

Engaging in this duck hunt

I tear up all your pixels

With these super powered pistols

You're scared of me like Fiddle

Struttin' 'round my lane a little

You'll hear a Pop! Pop!

And drop goes your mop top

I short hop you swamp crocs

And pitfall you dumb jocks

You throw a tantrum or a barrel

Then you know the rules:

This lady's on your track

And Fortune doesn't favor fools!

[Verse 2: Hecarim]

Hear my hooves, be despaired and amazed

Might of the Shadow Isles? More like Shadow Arcade

I'm ahead of my peers; I obliterate the track

You see my horsemen of fear, this robot unicorn attacks!

I'm the slicer and dicer, my scythe the divider

Weak rats in the pack are controlled by this piper

And though this fantasy's your final, you can't see past the salt

If you're quivering in fear or you're just bravely default

You see, I'm vicious like Warwick and slightly less feral

Don't need a Kong or Ateliers, with Gragas I barrel

Once I've carved you to cutlets, pray your suffering ends there

You're getting trampled by the stallion, and you're just a Flanders mare

[Verse 3: Sona]

Shut up, already! I'm just setting up my macros

This keyboard warrior, she lives just to get your aggro

I show up in the lane, it's time to base and get your stitches

I support every day, and yet I carry all you bitches!

What's that little glow? It's Sona, yo

Killer OTGs, hella air game bro

In the lane I rule, man you already know

That there ain't no way you gonna see EVO

You're getting #REKT by Ralph, man

Best believe you're losing mad quick

And though I'm not Poison

All you baddies can suck my joystick

[Verse 4: Veigar]

(You are NOT PREPARED!)

(*cackling*)

Behold this wave of destruction upon the land

Valoran understands the might of this master hand

Engaging in battle, these heroes are such a bore

I delight in making them little marks on the floor!

Think me small, think my ambitions meager?

Think thee my equal? NONE RIVAL VEIGAR!

My decree from the stars, my will be done!

Is anyone worthy? I say not even one!

Be you born of dragons, or a warrior of light?

All will bow before this emperor's might!

You've come all this way - oh, what a hassle

Seeking your damsel? She's in another castle!

Believe me to be crazy, psycho crushing like Bison

There is no escape; I'm the event horizon!