[Intro]

I do believe it's coming

Don't dread its approach

The only preference I might have is that I

Hope to see it

It could start with an invasion

Or maybe a creeping flood

The bomb's so boring

I wanna see some blood

[Verse 1]

There'll be people in the streets

I mean the ones that live in houses

I wanna see them screaming

"Holy mother, sweet Jesus"

I may seem a bit morbid

Which I don't really care to deny

'Cause when it hits, I'll be laughing

And you'll just start to cry

[Verse 2]

Young, old and middle-aged

Domesticated creatures as well

There are other ways to look at this

Than a state of living Hell

As your friends, relatives, and acquaintances

Perish in catastrophe

Just think of it as the best movie

You could ever hope to see

[Verse 3]

It's got action, violence

Few rapes in there too

Starvation, whole nations

And it's all for me and you

It's got everything you wanted

Plus, admission is free

There's only one catch

It's compulsory

[Verse 4]

What I'd like to say to you

Unequivocally, is that I've

Got a brand new movement

It's called "Pro-Catastrophe"

You could join me, denounce me

I really don't care

'Cause Pro-Catastrophe is not

Something we need to share

Something we need to

Something we need to share