Stamina Training Unit

By Fail Safe (US)

On Pervert

Released on May 6, 2019

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(Slavoj Zizek)

Its called uh (X3)

Stimulating training unit whatever

It's basically a plastic vagina

A hole


(Kyle Dewitt)

Where did you come from

Where did you go

I saw you on that hill

With those two guys, I don't know

And your knees were stained

Your chest was exposed

And it feels like I've seen this

Somewhere before


I would kill myself to see your face

And I'd kill my friends to feel okay

If that's what it takes (that's what it takes)

Is that what it takes (that's what it takes)

That's what it takes (that's what it takes)

I would do anything for you

Jesus Christ


(Slavoj Zizek)

Stamina Training Unit is the name of this product

(James Manke)

My friends at work they're all alt-right

And it's fucking up my personal life

I should be like Gabe and get a wife

So I can come someplace warm at night

My Stamina Training Unit

Is the only thing that keeps me human

But it's so humid

Cause I don't clean it

So come on Jesus please help me, Jesus


(Kyle Dewitt)

I would kill myself to see your face

And I'd kill my friends to feel okay

My Stamina Training Unit is the only thing that keeps my human

I'd let you use it just don't abuse it

Only I can do that

I'm sorry Jesus

That's what it takes


(Slavoj Zizek)

But you can, it's wonderful technologically

You can regulate everything

How much it squeezes you

How strongly it sucks and so on

So my idea of a perfect date is the following one

We met, I cum

“I saw you on that hill With those two guys, I don’t know And your knees were stained Your chest was exposed And it feels like I’ve seen this Somewhere before”
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In the passage, Dewitt is not only describing the image of encountering a woman giving oral sex to two men upon a hill but relating that to the classic iconography of Jesus on the cross.

“I should be like Gabe and get a wife So I can come someplace warm at night”
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The word “come” holds a double meaning in this passage.

“Its called uh (X3) Stimulating training unit whatever It’s basically a plastic vagina A hole”
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The Pervert EP contains many sound bites from Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Zizek, however those soundbites are only available on the Soundcloud and Youtube versions of the EP, due to the Spotify music sample policy.

“Stamina Training Unit”
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