[Verse 1]

Flowers I sent

Were found dead on their arrival

The words I said

Inserted foot in my mouthful

So when we dance

My lead, it ain't so graceful (Isn't so, not ain't so)

[Chorus]

I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering p-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you

[Post-Chorus]

Ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh

Second Sunday

[Verse 2]

And when we dine

I forget to push in your seat

I wear the wine

Spillin' hearts all over my sleeve

A stitch in time

Proposing down on my knees (Splitting between the seams)

[Chorus]

I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering p-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you

[Post-Chorus]

Ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh

[Bridge]

Nobody can know the trouble I've seen

Nobody can know the trouble I've seen

Nobody can know the trouble I've seen

Nobody can know the trouble I get into

When I'm with

(You) Tragic comedy

[Chorus]

I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering p-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you

I'm a hapless romantic (La-da-da-da-da-da-da)

St-t-tuttering p-p-poet (La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da)

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you (Tragic comic, 'cause I'm in love)

[Post-Chorus]

(Ahh) Ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh