[Verse 1]
So I'm walking down the high street in Angel
I bump into your best friend, she's acting all strange
All attitude, chatting rude
Can't stop I really gotta catch a tube
Why she doing this? I don't really have a clue
She says "Why you being silly calling Lily every flipping day
Why you being bitter, eh?
Once you got your dick away
You can't just skip away and start getting jiggy with the whore next door"
Oh no, here we go again, telling lies to your friends
Making out I was bad to you
Finishing with you - that was something I had to do
When peeps ask me, I tell them you were nasty
Like that time when you put out your spliff on me
They look shocked 'cause you always act differently in public
If only they knew then maybe
They'd hate you as much as you made them hate me
[Chorus]
At first you made me smile
It was nice for a while
But then you turned vile
Yo, yo
I cussed I should've seen from a mile, you told them a pile
Why'd you act like a child?
[Verse 2]
When we first hooked up, it was pleasant and exciting
Dinner down the local, weekends in Brighton
Saturday watching Fulham play at the Cottage
With that stoppage-time goal and we both went mental
Now I'm being sentimental, I gotta stop doing that
Cos I can't stop thinking about you and that tosser from the chipshop
He don't even like hip-hop but you still went behind my back
And it's killing me your chillin' whilst your fillin' in your friends
Spillin' rubbish out your mouth, making me to be the villain
See I disagree (yeah) with your methods entirely
You can't write a song about me and be "alright"
We both know I never shagged the girl next door
And I don't give you phone calls asking for more
You're switching it on me because your needy, love
Now don't get bitter 'cause you ain't Cheryl Tweedy
[Chorus]
At first you made me smile
It was nice for a while
But then you turned vile
Yo, yo
I cussed I should've seen from a mile, you told them a pile
Why'd you act like a child?
[Bridge]
No no no, no no no, no no no, no no no
No no no, no no no, no no no, no no no
No no no, no no no, no no no, no no no
No no no, no no no, you're a loon
No no no, no no no, no no no, no no no
No no no, no no no, no no no, no no no
No no no, no no no, no no no, no no no
No no no, no no no, you're a loon
[Chorus 2x]
At first you made me smile
It was nice for a while
But then you turned vile
Yo, yo
I cussed I should've seen from a mile, you told them a pile
Why'd you act like a child?
[Outro (over 2nd Chorus)]
I want my CDs back!
I want my Fulham shirts, love!
(?)
Now what's this with the lies you're telling your friends?
...I should've known, man!
Na na na, na na na, na na na
Na na na, na na na, na na na
In the loo, in the loo
Na na na, na na na, na na na (In the loo, In the loo)
Na na na, na na na, na na na (In the loo)