[Verse: Keithian 2 Dope]

Yo, Ron, I wanted to leave a message asking

If you heard about the zombie virus outbreak

And how, like, it infects your brain and stuff

Apparentely the zombies have reached Texas

And are about to arrive at my house

So please respond to this message quickly

Oh, also remember to buy me a Baconator from Wendy's

I'm starving and every Wendy's here basically closed down

Okay bye bye