[Intro]

Ayo

[Verse 1]

Rappin' this verse is like a felony

But I'm the definition of 'insanity'

When people tell me I suck I take it as a vanity

This song 'boutta blow yo mind like Kennedy

Ay, Adventure Time, I'm Jake (From State Farm)

You're a witch, 'bout to burn you at the stake

Servin' you with fries and a steak

I've got some records nobody can break

Playin' ping pong, oops, broke the table (It's broken)

I need to keep you as my cow, in my stable

Ooh, my life is so unstable

I've got a pig like Mabel

I've got such a huge pеnis (Pingas)

All red like a phoenix

Yo, you gotta see this

It's biggеr than fuckin' Venus

It doesn't make sense like ROFLCopter (Swoosh, swoosh)

I'm a philosopher like Eric Hoffer

I'm the man behind the slaughter

Ah, shit, I need some water

[Bridge]

Hold on...

Ah, refreshing

Wait, where were we?

Oh yeah

[Verse 2]

Full of intelligence, Vsauce (Michael here)

All I need with my meat is some sweet sauce

Everyone shuts up when he talks

Tryna guess how many mistresses he fucks

I don't even go to prison, I get out Scot-free (Hey, all)

Messin' up Costco when the samples are not free

I hate all the chipmunks, yep, all three

Bitch, I don't love kids, I'm not Aubrey

Walkin' around with some nice white Vans (Damn, Daniel)

Since last year there's been a lot more fans

I'm so lazy like Sans

But here's the end to my plans

[Outro: Yapdollar]

Xiao hong shu