KEITHSHOT

By etsuron

Released on April 13, 2024

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[Intro]

This wasn't a song I wanted to do

But after Rondunk

I said

"Fuck it

Let's go"

Eminem beat, yeah, yeah

Straight out the fuckin' chateau

Let's get this shit


[Verse]

Uh, Let's turn this beat into a diss

He thought he could diss me but now i'll send him to Saint Kitts

He calls himself faggot, no wonder

Whenever you see boys you go nuclear, we need a bunker

Your wifi's so bad, you've got a million ping

Playing jackbox while jacking off

Then the bells ring, ding ding

And then you're dead, I scoff

Now, i've got a question (What?)

Please don't laugh (Okay, sure)

Who was the guy I killed with a gun? (Uh, who?)

Keith, and now hе's sawed in half (Haha!)

He always has those lamе ass glasses

And he's always followed by many dumbasses

Think he the shit

I'll throw him in a pit

He'll die like O.J. Simpson did

Not of cancer, not of murder, not from a squid

Nah, he'll die on my dick (Fuck!)

On 6:34 he raps like shit

Didn't wanna tell him, told him "it's lit!"

He sounds like a grandma, he's about to knit

Now, listen up, go ahead and sit

All yellow, all purple

Things always come full circle

Get dweebed

Grease is all you need

Not like K-HAL

He's all greased up, but he's not your pal

World, world, world, world ending

Your transaction is currently pending

Oops, you bought penis pills

Could've seen that coming, like your unpaid bills

Your first album made me sleep

Your second was a really big leap

"But Witchcraft, what will it be?"

I think a shitshow, but we'll see

Now, finally

Time to finish this rivalry

The previous things I said were jokes

He's my bro, i'm cleaning Rondunk with soaps

Go stream Witchcraft when it'll come out

And don't just sit there and pout

Rad, rad, the plane's too slow

I'm outta here, time to go back to the chateau (Goddamn!)


[Outro]

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Damn

Etsuron, bitches. Salute to Keith, that's my bro

Ice cream...with...uhm...M&M's

On an Eminem beat

Ironic

Fuck!