[Intro]

I've got 50p

Fuck you, bye

[Verse]

I told you already, get the fuck out

Stop that, I don't wanna see you pout

Get out of my store

'Cause I've already seen you before

You're the guy that steals shit everywhere

Everywhere and anywhere

Go to a different shop, bitch

Or else you'll live the rest of your life in a ditch

Oh, it'd be easier than calling the police

And finally I'd get some peace

[Outro]

I keep hearing thеse strange sounds coming from the kitchеn

Holy shit, it's the Slenderman? And he's cooking hotdogs on the stove?

Hey you hungry home invader

Stop raiding our refrigerator

Yikes, he just whacked me with a warm wiener

Twice

Wait, you ain't got no lips

How the hell can you eat potato chips?

Woah, knock it off you skinny son of a bitch