Murder!

There's been a murder

A murder!

There's been a murder

There is no excuse, one of our friends is dead

There is no excuse, one of our friends is fucking dead

(I never thought a silly party would get to this point)

Arsenic in his cup

Now in his brain

He's dead

Nobody knows who could've done it

Fruit punch contamination

Wonderful concoction

Now, a weapon used for murdering

Murder!

There's been a murder

A murder!

There's been a murder

There is no excuse, one of our friends is dead

There is no excuse, one of our friends is fucking dead