I want to order a pelican, so I can stare at him

Here is my signature

To the packer, to the dealer

Make sure this one's a squealer

I decide to search his mind, so he can't glare through me

Beaked nose ajar, clinging to the bars

Such a reluctant feeder

Feed the needer, return the goods

It was only a joke, you know

To the packer, to the dealer

Make sure this one's a squealer

Big chance in authority, he couldn't cope if he were free

I want to order a pelican, so I can stare at him

Here is my signature

To the packer, to the dealer

Make sure this one's a squealer

Big chance in authority

He couldn't cope if he were free

To the storeman, to the checker

Describe the process of his parts, now

I cannot claim for damages

And he's only a joke, you know

I wanted it, you desired it

This pelican whines for you, now

Should he live or die in order to comply

And live in this zoo, you know