Rather bizarre, very sensible
Sweet bearded Billie, sweet morbid sewers
Hail mighty gas board, and the old mermaid
Soft spacey sauce, he'd scored by half time
Spencer's the gambler, spectacular family
Spencer's the gambler, spectacular family
Scandalous Spencer, worried as ever
Convincing the bench, convincing the bench
We are not seeking, judged on his merits
Had things been normal, home on a ship
Rather bizarrŠµ, very sensible
And SpŠµncer is the gambler
Spectacular family
Rather bizarre, very sensible
Sweet bearded Billie, sweet morbid sewers
Hail mighty gas board, and the old mermaid
Soft spacey sauce, he'd scored by half time
Spencer's the gambler, spectacular family
Scandalous Spencer, worried as ever
Convincing the bench, convincing the bench
We are not seeking, judged on his merits
Had things been normal, home on a ship