Albert toils in his jelly boutique

Albert's foil is jelly unique

Albert toils in his jelly boutique

Albert's foil is jelly unique

And how the menfolk rush to his jellies and creams

Slick back bare roots to well oiled vaselines

Albie ain't new and Albie ain't old

He's just an inbetween advancement who hasn't yet been told

That life is for breathing, not sitting alone

Albert toils in his jelly boutique

Albert's foil is jelly unique

And how the menfolk rush to his jellies and creams

Slick back bare roots to well oiled vaselines

Albie ain't new and Albie ain't old

He's just an inbetween advancement who hasn't yet been told

That life is for breathing, not sitting alone

He's only often nice

He's only ever sweet

He wants to leave his mark

So he gives me his arm

Often in the week

Disarmament, I give my arm to you

Disenchantment, I made this chant for you

Disarmament, I give my arm to you

Disenchantment, I made this chant for you

Disarmament, I give my arm to you

Disenchantment, I made this chant for you

Disarmament, I give my arm to you

Disenchantment, I made this chant for you