Stir Crazy

By Esoteric

Released on April 4, 2020

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[Verse 1]

What up Shay? Nah, none of that today

We ain't gonna shoot the breeze from even six feet away

And hey, when I'm getting groceries, stand back don't approach me

I sanitize everything I panic-buy mostly

Mind focused yo I'm feeling like I'm at war

Gloves on, mask on, going through them glass doors

Grab the carriage, pull it out, wipe it down

I'm past trying to look cool, I'm full psycho now

Older dudes flexing in the frozen food section

I respect 'em as my brethren so I gotta keep steppin'

Life's a bitch, six wild chicks in aisle 6

Handpicking different style chips with their vile mitts

Now I'm feeling homicidal, shit

I liken it to Outbreak

I'm 'bout to break and flip, fishing for survival tips

The sirloin is sold out, no doubt I caught an L

Vanished like the Purell, Cold-eze, and Cottonelle

And I'm convinced everybody got a fever

I'm feeling like my debit gonna get it from the chip reader

I'll bag my own stuff, careful at the checkout

Salute to the cashiers but I gotta get out


[Chorus]

Flow quarantined by the CDC

The time for action is now

I'm going stir crazy, but yo, you were crazy

Before the outbreak and now you driving her crazy

Flow quarantined by the CDC

Look out

I'm going stir crazy, but yo, you were crazy

Before the outbreak and now you driving her crazy


[Verse 2]

One time for the people on the frontline

Shout to nurses, they're the heroes when it's crunchtime

I'm seeing people promise that they're gonna stay home

And then they try to go viral licking a payphone

Or they link up with friends and call it quarantine

It seems they don't understand just what the word means

Everybody going live for an audience of five

But I support it if it keeps your stupid ass inside

You should be home, being safe and bored

Or playing with your laser sword to Maitland Ward, praise the lord

You know what gets me? Let's see... people on FB

They talking like they're the CDC

And I'm 'bout to go psychotic if I hear another peep

About this Joe Exotic, I get it, I got, I saw it

I thought it was a product that was wild, evil at best

And I'd love to watch a sequel where tigers eat him to death

I ain't a madman that's stockpiling guns

But yo, we ain't shaking hands 'til 2021

And that goes for anyone, even my own kid

The only 19 I mess with is Tony Gwynn

An that's word, I'm slightly disturbed like Wendy Byrde

And peace to the pizza guy, just leave it on the curb


[Chorus]

Flow quarantined by the CDC

The time for action is now

I'm going stir crazy, but yo, you were crazy

Before the outbreak and now you driving her crazy

Flow quarantined by the CDC

Look out

I'm going stir crazy, but yo, you were crazy

Before the outbreak and now you driving her crazy