[Verse 1]

Yeah, Buttcelery

He’s got no bounds and a big ass crown

Best vegetable in town

He’s got a twitter account

Where he cures my frown

Buttcelery my beloved

I love buttcelery

And his no bounds

He’s never tied to any grounds

Never worried about putting on pounds

Buttcelery is limitless

Anything but bitchless

Full of kinklists

He always persists

And is full of twists

Never once slit his wrists

Buttcelery oozes perfection

He never once make any injections

Definitely didn’t rig the 2008 election

He’s always going in the right direction

He always gets the biggest erections

Sits in best plane section

[Verse 2]

He’s never went to detention

He has the best reflection

He always nails his trumpet section

He maxed the diamond collection

Next, he’s running for reelection

Gonna have to sell his stamp collection

Buttcelery is the best

He was the first one to leave the nest

He’s anything but a pest

He kinda looks depressed

His pockets are blessed

Got put under arrest

Of course he did not confess

His fans were addressed

And he was obsessed

But never distressed

He only flies southwest

He only likes the chicken breast

Always passed the intelligence test

Always wears his life vest

And in mining he progressed

Buttcelery is the best