CORNBALL SHIT

By ErickHatesBMC

On YOYOYO XM

Released on January 12, 2024

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[INTRO]

I just started listening to my fuckin spotify wrapped dj

And its like yea lemme start playing you some of your typical thursday vibes

And started playing fucking baby bugs

Like Odetari and Sodikken

The fuck is any of that


[VERSE]

Bitch i'm sorry but you listen to some fuckin cornball shit

Tear my ears off and throw em at the wall type shit

Shit so bad it makes this song sound like a hit

What the fuck even is an odetari

You got this shit on here and should be saying sorry

One song got me fucked up in all the wrong ways

This motherfucker don’t deserve no damn praise

The most corny shit I evеr heard

And I wrote Dear Friеnd Erick, every single word

Shit so bad it makes me wanna shout this absurd (HE KICKED MY DOG)

Industry plant taken to a whole new fuckin level

If I was christ this motherfucker would be the devil

Take this corny ass shit and go listen to it on your T-Mobile REVVL (BROKE ASS BITCH)

If my ass could write music this is what it'd be

Took one good look and this guy reminds me of dream (PEDOPHILE)

This cunt on double trouble and I'm already on three


[Chorus]

Bitch I’m sorry but you listen to some cornball shit

Tear my ears off and throw em at the wall type shit

Shit so bad it makes this song sound like a hit

Corny music taken to a whole new fuckin level

If this song was christ then this bullshit would be the devil

Take this corny ass shit and go listen to it on your T-Mobile REVVL


[VERSE]

Where the fuck do I even begin

What the fuck even is a sodikken

Got less songs out than my whole last album

I got more songs out and I'm fly like a falcon

Don't even get me started on what the fans also like

Saw “People Eater” and now I'm on a goddamn hunger strike

Heard one song and I feel like there's bugs in my skin

Started feeling unwell, better call up my twin

Heard “i deserve to bleed” now im tryna eat ricin

Just like this bar this motherfucker seem so phoned-in (THIS SHIT IS ASS)

Research for this verse felt like a goddamn punishment

Writing these bars just gets rid of the lament

Don't want no one to know needa avoid judgement

This corny ass music could be used as torture by the government

Whoever this appeals to needs a fuckin mental check

Feel like all these people are just emotional wrecks

Get all these motherfuckers off deck

Before they cause me to lose my paycheck


[Chorus]

Bitch I'm sorry but you listen to some cornball shit

Tear my ears off and throw em at the wall type shit

Shit so bad it makes this song sound like a hit

Corny music taken to a whole new fuckin level

If this song was christ then this bullshit would be the devil

Take this corny ass shit and go listen to it on your T-Mobile REVVL


[VERSE]

Oh dear god don't get me started on baby bugs

Gonna link up with my shooter, his name is Doug

After he’s done we’ll roll the body up in a rug

Get rid of that trash and we're feelin’ real smug

Gonna celebrate by calling up the plug

Get me the good shit and I ain't even talkin' drug

Need me the goddamn pen from men in black

Erase my memory of that shit and get my sanity back

That music sounded worse than my fuckin ballsack

Shit worse than bad that shit whack

DJ started playing one of those songs and I almost threw my phone

This shit sound childish, like someone won't get grown

It ain’t safe for you bitches, better watch the throne

This song writing shit hard as fuck, shoutout rhymezone (RHYMEZONE DOT COM)


[OUTRO]

Imma keep it real i finished this song after

The Spotify wrapped DJ went away

But like

I'm not pissed

The music was ass but like

This shit goes hard

No hard feelings, I guess