[Intro - Girl #1 & Eric Armitage]

*phone ringing*

Hey babe, what's up?

Yo, who the fuck is Brad?

*scoffs* I don't even know what you're talking about

I should have known you were gonna do this shit

Well, you're one to talk. You're always off in your fucking studio

Well, this is why I'm in my studio, bitch

Please - what are you gonna do? Make a sad song about it

Yeah, it's called Trust Issues - coming soon

Oh, okay. Let me help you with that

My name is Eric - I got trust issues, how does that sound, asshole

It might work - have fun with fuckin' Brad

[Hook]

Yeah

(I got) Trust Issues

(You got) Trust Issues

(We got) Trust Issues

Bitch, I’m done with you

(I got) Trust Issues

(You got) Trust Issues

(We got) Trust Issues

Bitch, I’m done with you

[Chorus]

I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)

I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)

Then I’d be done with you (Boom!)

Then I’d be done with you, yeah

I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)

I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)

I hope you don’t look both way

So that big fuckin’ bus hits you

[Verse 1]

I hope you walkin’

Down the street with the music bumpin’

Like I used to do in the 2000s when people still used Walkmans

And you’re talkin’ to one of girlfriends that you pass, ain’t payin’ no caution

To that big city bus that’s honkin’, like err-err, turn you to Frogger

Oh, poor baby - you gettin’ laid out like the Wil E. Coyote

There’s a cardboard box on my front porch that I packed with all of your clothing

If you see me in public, please don’t act like you know me

Cuz we’re done, Track 4 Encore - I might be alone, but I’m not lonely

Never been better, think I’m better alone, don’t fuck with the kid when I get in my zone

If you think you have anybody you want, then don’t be surprised when I don’t pick up my phone, brr-brr-click

And each time, I’m reminded

If it’s love, then I might not find it

In the same ol’ place, I wind up

Can’t trust none of these vaginas

[Bridge]

I pray the bus comes and splatters you

And all the passengers look at and laugh at you

So I can take the pain you made me feel and throw it back at you

Like how you act so cruel? And maybe then, you’ll understand

Why this is what I have to do, cuz I have a few of these

[Hook]

Trust Issues

Trust Issues

Trust Issues

Bitch, I’m done with you

(I got) Trust Issues

(You got) Trust Issues

(We got) Trust Issues

Bitch, I’m done with you

[Chorus]

I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)

I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)

Then I’d be done with you (Boom!)

Then I’d be done with you, yeah

I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)

I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)

I hope you don’t look both way

So that big fuckin’

[Verse 2 - Go Go Gadget Pink Packet]

Bus hits you

I got some trust issues

And I've been replaying all these memories inside of my head

If you think I'ma hit you back, bitch, I'd rather be dead

I hope you step on every crack destroying your mother's back

And your next boyfriend has a colostomy bag

So when you do dirty, it gets dirty

Think about it when you get flirty

I was on a roll till you left me so deserted

And I'm right

And you wrong

And I write

All of these songs

To escape myself

I may need some help

But it's all I got right now

[Bridge]

And I'll never come back to you

Cuz once it's gone

It's never coming back again

I got

[Hook]

Trust Issues

Trust Issues

Trust Issues

Bitch, I’m done with you

(I got) Trust Issues

(You got) Trust Issues

(We got) Trust Issues

Bitch, I’m done with you

[Chorus]

I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)

I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)

Then I’d be done with you (Boom!)

Then I’d be done with you, yeah

I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)

I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)

I hope you don’t look both way

So that big fuckin’

[Outro]

*splat*

*bus horns*

Coming through