[Verse 1]

There's a fruitcake for everybody

There's a fruitcake for everyone

There are B-sides to every story

If you decide to have some fun

[Chorus]

Take a bite

It's alright

There's some brandy and star margarine to make it bright

Take a bite

It's alright

A little lovin' and some fruit to bake

Life is a piece of cake

[Verse 2]

It's the season for being happy

But the reason is dead and gone

If the reason for being happy

Takes a backseat when the season's done

[Chorus]

Just take a bite

It's alright

Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight

Take a bite

It's alright

A little lovin and some fruit to bake

Life is a piece of cake

[Post-Chorus]

Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care?

Christmas time has once again arrived

Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care?

Christmas time has once again arrived

Mistletoe and a little snow

But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights

Mistletoe and a little snow

But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights

[Bridge]

Stars are falling down from heaven

But it's nowhere near our town

Miracles are falling down from heaven

But it's nowhere near our town

[Verse 3]

There's a fruitcake in everybody

There's a fruitcake in everyone

There are B-sides to every story

And that story has just begun

[Chorus]

Just take a bite

It's alright

Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight

Take a bite

It's alright

A little lovin' is riding all along

She ran away from home