[Verse 1: PMD & Erick Sermon]

Good morning Mr. Bozack, time to wake up the nuts

For what? To hit the shower, so I can wash the butt

Damn, last night was crazy, word life, I had a blast

It was ass for days, nuts had a full tank of gas

Golly, G, word P, tits and VD

Pussy kicking louder than my Alpine Benzi, box

Yes, I fresh, sweet like gumdrops

Pay me like Oprah and no one to cockblock

Slow down big fella, why? I think you're gassin' me

P, get off my big dick, chill, stop harassing me

Your dick? You mean my dick, and don't forget

Now let me scrub that head before it smells like fish

Mr. Bozack

Mr. Bozack

[Verse 2: Erick Sermon & PMD]

That's your fault, black (Explain), no jim hat

You got in some fly shit and stuck me in bareback

Smarty, what happened over there at the party?

Was it Vodka and smeared on a bit of Bacardi?

No, dick (Don't call me that), sorry, Mr. Bozack

But you didn't help, talking' bout, "Where's the hoes at?"

I was hard (How hard?), hard enough to buck

Shit, you didn't rush the pussy, see, I stuffed her like a duck

Mr. Bozack, what? You went out like a sucker

Not me, G, P, 'cause you the one who bucked her

Hachoo, God bless you, damn, here's a tissue

Yo, P I'm feeling sick, relax, what can I get you?

Tetracycline? No, a penicillin cap, it burns

Yo, chill, Mr. Bozack

No, I can't believe that, cool, jack, screw that

All you had to do was wear a jim hat

I reached for one, but didn't quite make it

She grabbed on your headpiece, I couldn't quite take it

Now lounge Mr. Bozack, stop cryin' like a wuss

And bone up the nuts, G, 'cause yo, there's more puss

Look, P, the B-O-Z is like outtie

Outtie like who? Motherfuckin' Curt Gowdy

[Outro: Erick Sermon & PMD]

It's the jim

Ow, it burns

Don't worry, G, I'll have you hooked up on Friday

We go get this shot real quick

Everything gon' be copacetic

Now wipe the head off, we 'bout to go stab this ho cake right here