[Intro]

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

[Verse: PMD & Erick Sermon]

Hello, hello, may I speak to the E?

This is me, is this the doctor MD?

Yo P, it's kinda early, who's there, Laverne and Shirley?

Is it Kate and Allie or some other girly?

Well anyway, yo P, you know I'm lazy

Callin' me this time of hour, you must be crazy

Excuse me, but I'm sorry, E Double

It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble

Put on your coat, jump in your Benz and come over

Why, P? Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa (What?)

Last night I was all alone

Couldn't watch the boob tube because my fuse was blown

Picked up the bat phone to drop a line to you

Maybe 10:15 or maybe 10:22

Where was I? I don't know, you wasn't there

Threw on the link, Rolex watch and fresh gear

I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow

Shifted out the door to the local disco

Where'd you go? Not to that ran down pub

Hell no, I was coolin' at a club

It was Spanish night so I was drinkin' malta

Doin' a little tango plus a little salsa

Seen a fly girl standin' next to me

So I slid over to her very nonchalantly

She was def, body perfectly fit

She was packin' a 300E with the kit

I said, "Kitten, how ya doin', miss?"

I said, "Hello, my name is Parrish" ("Hi, my name is Cris")

"Can I buy you a drink?" ("Yes") "What will it be?"

"m Martini and Rossi, Asti Spumante

By the way is that your Cadillac Allanté

Parked outside right next to my Monte

Car'? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it"

Poof, my ego appeared and said it's time to go for it

"Cris, this place is a drag, grab your coat and bag

We can have drinks on the house back at my pad"

We got to my house, we walked through the door

Threw on "Night and Day" by Al B. Sure

She grabbed me, gave me a kiss on the lips

So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips

I got ahead of myself because I wanted to flirt

Took off the g-string and the v-neck skirt

Poof, my ego appeared (Yeah it's time to do work)

I felt movement below, so it's time to react

I went in my bat utility belt and pulled out a jim hat

I bust a move when it came to that

But then she freaked it (Freaked it) and grabbed the bozack

Started doin' it, then she called me the master

You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster

At first I laughed as if it was a joke

But then my heart skipped a beat and I lost a stroke

I said to myself, "Oh no, it couldn't be

The J to the A to the N to the E"

Yo P, don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin'

With the Anita Baker haircut (Nah, more like Whitney Houston)

While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode"

Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode

Peace, I'm Audi 5000

[Outro]

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Haircut like Anita Baker)

C'mon, Jane

Jane (Looked her up and down and said, "Hm, I'll take her")

C'mon, Jane

Jane

C'mon, Jane