[Intro]

J to the A to the N to the E, yo, P

J to the A to the N to the E, yo, P

J— J to the A to the N to the E, yo, P

J— J— J to the A to the N to the E, yo, P

[Verse 1: Parrish Smith & Erick Sermon]

One hot summer day back around the way

A new kid moved onto the block and his name was Jay

Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mil'

Yeah, and kept his smittys on his tool

Anyway, Jay portrayed to be like hard

So we took him in and put him down with the Hit Squad

His house was phat, full court in the back

Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a welcome on the doormat

Plus ADT, full-house alarm system

One Rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic' him

Something strange about the crib, I had to think

Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot pink

Yo, Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss

Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss

My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin on?"

I seen a douche bag, and Safety maxipad tampons

Left the bathroom, went back where I was

Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said, "Yo, cuz"

I thought you lived alone, I do, Are you certain?

There's bras and leotards hangin' on the curtain

Yo, Jay, what's your problem? Homeboy, you look stunned

What are you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?"

Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped

Left the nine in the car, right next to the jim hat

It's my ass, I better think fast real quick

I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee flick

Got in my stance, don't lie, 'kay, I broke for the door

Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor

Jay rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke

Ah shit, kicked him in the nuts, That's all she wrote

It was like Rapunzel, Rapunzel? Down came his hair

Titties popped out and there was ass everywhere

Jay a transvestite? Not quite, P

More like a (J to the A to the N to the E)

Yo P, don't tell me you went out like a sucker

Chill, took off that mustache, grabbed that ass, and I fucked her

[Outro: Parrish Smith & Erick Sermon]

Peace, I'm Audi 5000

Audi 5000

Ah shit

I want that real shit, you know what I'm saying?

Jane? Hair cut, hair cut like Anita Baker? (The whole shit)

Yo E, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying?

I don't even care, man

I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner, but better

Right in there, man, I didn't even care, are you crazy?

Yo

Don't tell me it was Jane you was juicin'

Shit

Kick it, E