[hook]

If you got good credit you deserve to get scammed

I’m like the rich Robin Hood, stealing shit cause I’m the man

I got a SSN from L.A. it belonged to Jared Goff

I even stole my own identity to throw the feds off

They caught me with a stolen ID that said I’m Bugs Bunny

He had a surprisingly good credit score but you know what’s funny

I didn’t even want his credit cards or money

Swiped his phone for the contacts and hit up Lola Bunny

[verse 1]

If you got a 700 credit score I’m coming for your ass

Still remember Silk Road where I bought my first hood pass

If you only rob people with good credit its not illegal

On the dark web i bought a real CounterStrike Deagle

If you want to be like me you need to get a VPN

Download Tor browser man then we let the fun begin

I check my email on the dark web then hit Facebook dot com

And I friend some old-ass moms and pretend to be their son

I tell ‘em I’m in school and I need 100 iPhones for college

The next day I flip ‘em, put 50 Gs in my wallet (knowlegde)

I did a Super Mario scam, i got 8 bit coin (mama mia)

Got a free week at Planet Fitness, then I didn’t join

I got a number of different scams, I'll talk about each

Downloaded credit card info from the Hooters data breach

I bought an embosser and a fresh card from the plug

It had a picture of an orc smoking that zugzug

[hook]

If you got good credit you deserve to get scammed

I’m like the rich Robin Hood, stealing shit cause I’m the man

I got a SSN from L.A. it belonged to Jared Goff

I even stole my own identity to throw the feds off

They caught me with a stolen ID that said I’m Bugs Bunny

He had a surprisingly good credit score but you know what’s funny

I didn’t even want his credit cards or money

Swiped his phone for the contacts and hit up Lola Bunny

[verse 2]

Identity fraud, man I got like 50 credit cards

Sponsorship with KIA now i got like 50 cars

You know I get the bag, so i keep an ATM in the crib

Catch me out here eating stolen lobster in a Gucci bib (seafood)

Last summer I was on the road just doing shows

No tour bus I just scammed my way on down the road (affordable)

I got some leggings and a high heel like a lady

I put my leg in the street and stopped a Mercedes (skkkrrrrttt)

The driver looked familiar but I didn’t wanna ask

It was Bugs Bunny man, I can’t believe this shit, no cap

I asked what he did for work he said he’s an actor

Pretended I was interested and stole his shit right after

Ironic he’s a bunny but I’m the one that hopped out

Got his iPhone and his Rolly now he knows what I’m about

Coulda stole his money man, you wanna know what’s funny

I never thought I'd be the one to wife up Lola Bunny

[hook]

If you got good credit you deserve to get scammed

I’m like the rich Robin Hood, stealing shit cause I’m the man

I got a SSN from L.A. it belonged to Jared Goff

I even stole my own identity to throw the feds off

They caught me with a stolen ID that said I’m Bugs Bunny

He had a surprisingly good credit score but you know what’s funny

I didn’t even want his credit cards or money

Swiped his phone for the contacts and hit up Lola Bunny