Daniel

By EpicLLOYD

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Dear Daniel, hi, my name's mville

I sling hot cakes and runny eggs at IHOP to pay bills

But I'm disgusted, I wrote this for justice

For suffering lost tips and being made to look suckish

First things first, I quit!

You can take this job and shove it up your ass

I don't give a shit if you're pissed

You yell at me again and some plates is gonna get smashed

It's obvious you drink too much

But don't take your frustrations out on us

You suck, boss, and your whole pancake house sees

Scream at me in front of customers, I'mma dis you internationally

We got an idiot restaurant manager here who can't figure

That cutting other people down doesn't make 'em no bigger

You're just pissed that you're on bail and your little feelings got hurt

Cause it was 5 grand to spring you and that's like a year's worth of work

You dumb broke stupid ass

This is not hip-hop, this is ass-whip hop

I buck wild flip out like a gymnastics bus

Moosh you up till you're soft like a smoothie

Then drizzle you atop my Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

You're getting waxed, Daniel-son, you catching my point?

You couldn't handle your commute, let alone a breakfast joint

Man, 4 DUI's? How many times does it take?

Stay off the road, you drunk asshole, take the train

Awwww, fuck this, suck a dick, you dumb bitch

I'm done serving breakfast, I'm moving up to a lunch shift

I'm out, sincerely mville, oh, you barely speak English?

Maybe this is clearer? How's your middle-finglish?

(So give that to your boss. You're definitely not gonna have a job afterwards, but let me just say...)

Yo ville, I'm on your back, I hope my quit rap helps

Now let me dis this little power trippin' dick myself

I'm Epic Lloyd, Danny boy, call me the short stack

I want my hand to meet your mouth, cause they both talk smack

Your communication skills are horrible

I couldn't figure out what 3 things you were talking about and I'm on MiSSiON iMPROVable (look it up)

Your whole life is in the weeds

In a 4 top world with brains only meant for parties of three

And now you're the one who's left looking suckish

So crawl your ass back to your tiny rat nest of an office

I 86 a crazy boss in Dis Raps 8

For talking shit on the shift when IT'S JUST FREAKING PANCAKES!!