Two Different Worlds

By Epic Beard Men

On Season 1

Released on March 2, 2018

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(Michelle ... been through this ... so many times

Let's go through this again

I need my alone time

Sometimes I

Together!

My alone zone

Oh, it's yours now?!

You gotta put things together

And it's not always gonna look like work

But it's work...)

Listen, put those holiday plans on hold

In fact, just cancel those

You want a vacation? Just wait and be patient

I'm heading to Rome, you're like: 'Can I go?'

Remember what happened the last time?

You're in no position to chastise!

But get your passport right and

I might just allow this ship to capsize

If you're going to miss me though

You can miss me with the mis-perceptions

And misconception of having a right of way

At every single intersection

I'm gonna miss some weddings, sure

You're gonna see some girls at the senior prom

With me on their arms singing:

Two Different Worlds

(Fucking word up)

She said she bet we make a helluva mess

I told her: hell-to-the-yes, but let me tell you the rest:

Before we split a atom [sic] in half, and raise the little aftermath

I'm trying to stop losing sunglasses in taxi cabs

Happy Dads tell me I should get on the bike

I think they're selling psychedelics, but the trip seems nice

I'm sorry though, I can't tonight; I've got a 6 am flight

Plus, I'ma probably be busy for the the rest of my life

Please, miss me with the rah-rah

If you ain't rah-rah, let's connect if you got the heart

To slap a cop like Zsa-Zsa

I see you momma, I like it when you call me Paulie

I like my girls like I like my coffee: with a convoluted background story

Miss me with the blah-blah, when I'm gone miss me then

These are the rules of engagement that

I propose you share with your pissy friends

You can watch my love unfurl, girl, we are from:

Two Different Worlds

She says goodnight to the bad guy, via this Skype connection

While I'm eating this pad-Thai, waiting for night to set in

Where the people get mad live, that's where I like to step in

And the babies get baptised; lead in the right direction

The results of the DNA test are in:

Might look like a friend of yours, but I'm not him

Sage is chillin'

B. is chillin'

What more can I say?

No children

(How can you be so selfish?)

Seriously, I'ma miss some births of babies

I might see some shirtless ladies

It doesn't even really hurt to say these things

I just want to state it plainly, before you try to shame me

Been feeling like the straw man lately. But I'm a strong man lady

Deal with my duality. 'Cause I'm Xaul Zan Crazy

But, if you'll be my Martha Stewart, I'll be your Timothy Leary

We'll cook up some theories, then we'll spend some time apart

In prisons sitting, staring ... You're thinking really?

No, not really. I'm barely free as it is right now

But when you're feeling a bit more conjugal, here's my cell number. (Write it down!)

We are from two different worlds

We are from two different worlds

We are from two different worlds

(two different, two different, two different)

We are from two different worlds

(two different, two different, two different)

We are from two different worlds

(two different, two different, two different)

We are from two different worlds

We are from two different worlds

(two different, two different, two different worlds.)