I'm the jewel of the pulpit

Never let it be known

I'm taking extra precautions

Slipping down the middle

For the five hundredth time

I could explode a campus bottle

And make it stop on a dime

Ow ow!

I'm the electric shock elect

A perpetual button

I emplace a reject

Sources that surround me

Have instructed the cue

Oh well I think it's time we meet

So without further ado

Ow ow!

Elect

Elect