[Skit: Driver, Encore ABJ]

Keh raha “yaar tu kuch samajhta hi nahi hai mujhe to”

Abe tujhe samjhun kya tu samajhne layak hi nahi banda

100-200 rupay laga ni sakta tu gaadi mein, behen ke lund tujhe 30,000 rupay mahina chahiye

Haan

Ab dusre driver ko maine bola kal, maine kaha behen ke lund tu mere liye bola nahi usse

Jab lad raha tha tu nahi aaya ladne

Keh raha “yaar bhai mai kya bolta?”

Mai kaha teri ma chod dunga teri bhi tu ruk ja

Tere se gaadi lag jaye kisi din jaise mere se lagi hai

Dekh teri behen ki ch*t maine to usse paise le liye aadhe

Tere to bkl mai kanpati pe maar maar ke lunga saare ke saare

(Encore laughs)

Tu dekhiyo BSDK, bhai jo mere liye nahi khada ho raha mai kaise khada hunga uske liye?

Haan

Bkl mai maalik se lad raha hun, mai kehta usse batata kyun nahi bhosdiwale ko market ka rule?

Toh keh raha “bhai mujhe nahi pata jo bhi baat hui hai na, woh tum jaano”

Maine kaha “mai jaanun?”

Aur ab BKL mujhe 2 ghante phone karke kehta hai ki “maalik ne mere paise kha liye 800 rupay

Bhai mai kaise nikalun?”

Maine kaha mera moot nikal le BKL, usko tune kuch keh bhi diya to marunga aur tujhe mai

(Encore and others in car laughing)

(Faded) Haan bkl, hamse ? chal raha hai behen ka chuda

Hamne chodi saari dilli, hame chode hamari billi

(Fades into Crash Out)