Intro (Obie Trice):

Obie Trice

Real name no gimmicks

Refrain 1 (Eminem):

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Refrain 2 (Eminem):

Guess who's back, back again

Shady's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back?

Verse 1:

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey)

You waited this long to stop debating

'Cause I'm back, I'm on the

I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me

So come on, dip, bum on your lips

Jump back, jiggle the hip and wiggle a bit

And get ready 'cause this is about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, "F- you, Debbie"

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prisoners, helpless

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Bitch"!

A visionary, vision is scary

Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves, a rebel

So just let me revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass, you ask for me

Well I'm back, nana-na nana-na kshh

Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in up

Under your nails like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

"Testing, attention please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Verse 3:

A-tiskit a-taskit

I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that ****

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby? You could get stomped by Obie

You thirty six year old, bald headed, **** me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over

Nobody listens to techno

Now let's go, just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes, man, it just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me, I'm just obscene (yeah)

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do Black music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy (hey)

There's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Outro:

Hum didi lala

Lala, lalala

Lala, lalala

Lala, lala

Hum didi lala

Lala, lalala

Lala, lalala

Lala, lala

Kids!