Ken Kaniff (Skit)

By Eminem

On The Marshall Mathers LP

Released on May 23, 2000

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[Skit: Ken Kaniff , Shaggy 2 Dope , Violent J ]

Uhh...

Uhh... oh yeah

Uhh, suck it (Mmm...)

Oh, fuck yeah (...Mmm)

Oh, Shaggy

Uhh

This is why they call you '2 Dope', ain't it? (Mmm...)

Uhh, fuck yeah

Uhh, take it out, take it out

Uhh, now give something to J

Uhh, Violent J

Ooh, don't bite it, don't be violent with it, ow

Just suck it, nice and slow

Yeah... uhh

Uhh, fuck yeah

You got.. uhh, now give it back to Shaggy

He was sucking it better, uhh, now say my name

(Eminem) Say my name

(Eminem) What?

Oh, fuck you guys!

G-Give me my dick back! (Wha-a-a-a-a-)

Fuck you guys! (Wait, what- wait, Ken!)

If you want Eminem, you can have Eminem! (Wha-a-a-)

Fuck you guys, I'ma leaving! (No- i-e-o- no!)

No! Ken, wait! I-I- (*door slams*)

Aw, damn!

Nice going, Shaggy!

“Fuck you guys! (Wait, what- wait, Ken!)”
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By saying “Fuck you guys!” Ken Kaniff shows that he is pissed that one of the dudes from insane clown posse was fantasizing about sucking eminem’s dick while they were sucking Ken Kaniffs dick

“This is why they call you ’2 Dope’, ain’t it? (Mmm...)”
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he sayin the dudes sucking is too dope, truly a lyrical miracle spherical spiritual moment.

“G-Give me my dick back!”
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Nah what the fuck is this

“What? Oh, fuck you guys!”
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He’s not very happy that they were imagining Eminem instead of him.

“Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]”
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Em pretends to be these members of ICP for the skit

“If you want Eminem, you can have Eminem! (Wha-a-a-) Fuck you guys, I’ma leaving! (No- i-e-o- no!) No! Ken, wait! I-I- (*door slams*) Aw, damn!”
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What the fuck.. Man, what is this….

“Uhh... Uhh... oh yeah Uhh, suck it (Mmm...) Oh, fuck yeah (...Mmm) Oh, Shaggy”
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At the beginning of the skit there is a distinct sucking noise, and a piano being played in the background. Once you hear this dialogue its clear where the noise is coming from. Shaggy refers to Shaggy 2 Dope from ICP. This skit is not for the squeamish.

“Uhh, fuck yeah Uhh, take it out, take it out Uhh, now give something to J Uhh, Violent J Ooh, don’t bite it, don’t be violent with it, ow”
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what the fuck

“Ken Kaniff”
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Em’s fake homosexual character. He used to be voiced by Aristotle on The Slim Shady LP, but on everything after that he’s voiced by Eminem because he and Aristotle had beef after Em used the skit without his permission.

“Uhh, now say my name”
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Right as Ken was about to orgasm he asks Shaggy to say his name. But Shaggy reveals that he has been fantasizing of sucking Eminem’s dick the whole time. The piano playing in the background cuts off after this.

“Nice going, Shaggy!”
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Eminem pretends to be Violent Jay here