[Skit: Dr. West, Eminem & Slim Shady]

Morning, Marshall

Morning, doc

So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?

Uh, anxious

Anxiety?

Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervous

Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now

You're sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this

You found a sponsor yet?

Uhm, not yet, but I mean, when I get back—

Well, if you find one, you find one, if you don't, you don't

Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and— wait, what?

Well, I mean, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings, I mean it's not like a requirement, I mean, if they fit into your schedule, I know you're a busy person

Well, yeah, but I thought sobriety was the most important thing—

So what else are you thinking?

Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and, I mean, learn 'em, and start being able to apply 'em

The steps?

Yeah, the steps

There's a lot of them, aren't there?

Well, twelve, but—

Christ, I don't even know them all

Really?

Anything else?

Um, well, I mean the only other question I have is, like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where, maybe somebody is drinkin' around me or something like that, and I get tempted to—

Take a drink

What?

Take a drink, and y'know, take the edge off

Take the edge off? Man, if I have a drink, I already know what that's gonna lead me to

What, you mean these?

Now what the fuck?

Marshall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts, are we? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall

We'll always be together, Marshall, Marshall? Marshall!

Oh, no, no, no! Come on, man!

Oh, fuck you, man!

No, no, no, no!

*Alarm beeps*

Oh, shit