[Verse 1]

Come here, my children and see what you'll find

All the other teachers try to infiltrate your mind

Fortifying you with required books

Don't you dare listen to those cerebral crooks

[Chorus]

Statutory brainrape

(Gonna lose your mind)

Setting you up to lose your mind

Statutory brainrape

Oh no!

[Verse 2]

The videogame industry is teaching you to learn how to kill

For the futuristic trap that will take us all against our will

[Chorus]

Statutory brainrape

(Gonna lose your mind)

Setting you up to lose your mind

Statutory brainrape

Oh no!

[Chorus]

Statutory brainrape

(Gonna lose your mind)

Setting you up to lose your mind

Statutory brainrape

Oh no!