[Verse 1]

The lovely sidekick in the local magic act

The summer job for minimum wage

Feather boa

A choker

And heels a size too big

That sparkle in the lights of the stage

[Chorus]

She's the magician's assistant

Pasted on smile for the hour

But she could cut them all in pieces~

If she only knew her own power

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

[Sigh]

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

(Aaaaaaauhhhhn.)

[Verse 2]

She is the silent helper

Readying the back-stage habitat

Cooing softly to the brightly-coloured-doves in her pockets

And comforting the rabbit in the hat

[Chorus]

She's the magician's assistant

Resigned to stay in the dark

But lightning would fly from her fingers

If she knew that she held the spark

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

[Sigh]

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

(Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

(Aaaaaaauhhhhn.)

[Bridge]

(Haaa- ha-aa-aaah ha-)

(Ha-aaa-ah-ah-ah-aa)

(Ha-aaa-a ha-a-ah-uh-)

(Ha-uh- oo Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

(Haaa- ha-aa-aaah ha-)

(Ha-aaa-ah-ah-ah-aa)

(Ha-aaa-a ha-a-ah-uh-)

(Ha-uh- oo Oooo-ooo-oo-ooh)

[Outro]

She's the magician's assistant

Pasted on smile for the hour

Yes

She's only the magicians assistant

But she's the one with the power