[Verse 1 Elro]

Normal men and women can listen to a song like

The beat's tight, It's Pitbull, it sounds live

When i listen to a track its the same-ish

I get a chick on the hook, she's quite fit

When I'm up on the track, it's weird stuff

Like the sheared fluff, the sheep shed, the sheep's buff

I don't wanna hear drinks up, dance floor

There's a tab, no! I can ask for, here's 4

Bars that i wrote, be spoke, designed to enhance your jokey lines, I'm the bloke behind the coat

But the coat isn't one I wanna wear

I despair as they change my hair, it's not fair

But I'm not who they wanna be, not what they wanna see

I'm gathering an army of kids who will copy me

I don't wanna be a puppet in the show

If the show isn't one I wanna act in shame though

I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl

But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world (2x)

I've got a packet of the wacky tobaccy, my hat's tacky

But I'm liking the batty cause I'm aesthetically ratty

Got my mind on some money, money in my mind, but the money isn't mind or mine

The ticket cause i parked on the double yellow lines, it's fine, i've got the pease to pay it, the p-p-police been saying I'm lying

Sleeping policemen, look at 'em, they're lying

I car over their chest, now they're dying

Bag full of tools

Pile full of rules

If ya wanna try and test 'em

Punch for the jewels

... Wait... Not from me, I'm a peaceful

I'm the man with the can to blend and can seagulls

Sounds weird though, well I'm weird bro

I could do like everyone else, and buy chinos!

I got the weird clothes, beard grows, patchy

Not for long, puberty's come to catch me

I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl

But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world~ (2x)

People are claiming that they're better than me

But I'm clever ya see, I'm coming irrelevantly

Like if a male cow mats to the black in the villa where they pull away

I'm confused.. too many syllables

You banged a bird in the plane and then attacked me

Mile high members of helicopters apache

Get too big now I should be a door man

Get too warm and kill your mum and dad or family

I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl

But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world~