Random Sandy Places - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Elro]

I'm on my way to the coast to make the most of the heat

My skin is white as a ghost I need the roast heat

At 5 up my five door its time for

Me to get that AC on, we'll get high more

Blue skies, big birds flying over my head

I dread staying in the sun cause my skin goes red

Creamed up, it seems that my beer gut its holding me back

Cause I want sluts which is weird but

Weird butts can be feared but fear not

You'll have a laugh in the sack, so lift your beers up

Roughed up we arrive at the coast

My mate's barfed up and now is starting to boast

For some reason my head's not in the right place

Sprite taste in my mouth seems a slight waste

Flip flops I notice a rip in my top

Shit it's all gone wrong time to swap

[Hook]

Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed

I can't work out if birds are clocking or they laughing at me

It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be

Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea

Oh, how I

[Verse 2]

Beach ball I feel tall and wiry

The chicks looking at my mates won't admire me

I sit down, her skin's brown, she's shyer than me

Maybe I should slim down and maybe drown in the sea

Either way I'll smell, shellfish around me

Well not if she's clean but now I'm doubting

My head down, I reach down and then I skin up a bitch

She gets and whiff and smiles and comes over and sits

'you smoke green?' I said yes I mean to smoke less

When I'm lean my head feels the best

I pass the biff, we laughed on the cliff

We exchange thoughts and past times, I'm half stiff

She says she knows a good cave I can visit

My heart beats with the thoughts I envisage

As we arrive the tide is high

High as a kite we start kissin'

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

She puts my hand on her chest then as I fumble her breast

I clock two more chicks guarding the birds nest

Not the birds nest I wanna get into

I wanna get into hers, it seems simple

She unbuttons my shorts I feel awkward

There's all types of sea life, we move forward

I slide up, slide in tweet hash tag win

Shit that hurts, feels like a sting

We hesitate and investigate what the pain is

She got sand on her body in strange places

Strange thing, but we go again and embrace it

But the look on my face is replaced with concern

My sunburn is spread to my dick

I packed 'after sun' but no 'after chick'

I'm gonna have to be honest here we clicked

But bitch, you got sand around your clit

[Hook]

Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed

I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me

It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be

Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea

Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed

I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me

It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be

Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea

Oh, how I