IFone 5

By Elro

Released on August 22, 2018

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Hello

I'm highly strung like a cello

I make raw dead blokes get jelo

Because I pull bare fit birds on the rego

Hmmm

Nah I'm lying man

On the surface hot like a frying pan

I should have kept the receipt

Because that isn't the shit I was buying man

Yeah...

I am a quiet man

Keep myself to myself in the riot van

Thinking of trying a diet man

Bare booze and fags in my diet plan

This rap ting is fire man

Four birds in my dm all crying man

They didn't like me before

I push them all off and deny them

Gimme the signal

Send em on Giffgaff

I got four bars

Call me the Kit-Kat

Shit I watch too much porn I got dick cramp

I'm all white call me the Tic-Tac

Let me see what my phone book say

Swear I met a couple of peng tings on the way in

0781312 The number you have dialed cannot be recognized

Safe

Yes it cool though

So white that I never win a MOBO

Never too tight to be living in a broke home

Never felt right with fella with no hope

Wo Wo Wo

Then I gotta little buzz back

Now they all text back

No no no

When I was in the dit man you didn't want to know

Out like Gazza on a quiet one

If she's 5/10 or above and she rides the right way then boy I might cum

If she's buying me booze then the clues in the fact I'm a tight cunt

If a man wanna fight I'm a pussy

See I might run

I might run

The runs getting me too gone

Texting my ex, babe it's been too long

I know we had a couple of blips, I spent 5 years pissed and you moved on

And I'm in a bit of mood

I'm just a bit of a prick

I ain't trying to be rude

I ain't trying to be crude or nothing

But life's a bit better with a couple of nudes

That's why I text bare fit bitches

I'm having a bath

Yeah cool send pictures

Snapchat WhatsApp Facebook pop-up and chat

Whatever we can make it a mixture

Old school birds fax me nudes

Couple of boobs and it improves my mood

I can get accused of crudeness

But guess what babe I'm a regular dude

I wanna peng ting bird with a back

That's cute half black half white

Did I mention the fact

That she's gotta be borderline mental too

I won't find that

Yeah you'll do

You can tease and text you little flap rat

I wanna see the filth you can back that

When you peng tings pull off a snapback

You're a 4/10 love - fall back

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit

Tweet from an Iphone 5

With a blue tick

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit

Tweet from an Iphone 5

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit

Tweet from an Iphone 5

With a blue tick

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit

Tweet from an Iphone 5

Arv mate, Arv mate

Go on Arv